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This page is dedicated primarily to the asshole named Rob Mitchell of Tennessee. Rob is so fucking stupid he actually
believes this site actually SOLD land on Mars. Despite the fact this site was designed to be a prototype demonstration
shown to Real Estate firms, Rob Mitchell, the asshole from Tennessee, continually posted to discussion boards that the intent was to
sell fraudulent tracks of land on the surface of Mars.
Other shitheads around the internet followed his lead. This list of retarded morons: Edward Labate of Alabama,
Greg Strong the ChessV programmer, and from chessgames.com: "whiskeyrebel", "GeauxCool" and "ughaibu".
Hey Eddie "La Master" Bate, guess what? Everyone knows you are "Travis Bickle" you dip shit! You suck
rookhouse's cock so much online, who else can you be? What, you gonna accuse anyone else of "being on the payroll?"
There's YOUR CATCHPHRASE you stupid worthless fuck! Eddie "La Master" Bate and his "payroll" comments. Everyone who
ever disagrees with Eddie "La Master" Bate must be on someone's payroll, cause God knows Eddie "La Master" Bate is
always right! Eddie "La Master" Bate, surrounded by his worthless chess books, thinking everyone on the internet must
be someone else, Eddie "La Master" Bate, biggest loser in the world, currently under investigation for conspiracy with his
loser lawyer and dumb ass judge who doesn't even know Alabama is not Pennsylvania. The judge will be indicted, the lawyer
disbarred, and Eddie "La Master" Bate will lose everything. Bye bye Eddie "La Master" Bate!
"whiskeyrebel" is what I call a mother fucking dickhead. Never met him, never conversed with him,
seen pictures of this Texan mother fucker "singing" while drunk out of his ugly-ass on stage with some hick band.
Hey "whiskeyrebel" - fuck your own kind and start a zoo! He is the one pictured at the top of this page.
And "ughaibu", how many times have you been drunk off your ass on BrainKing.com screaming in discussion boards
there getting yourself banned? You are a worthless piece of shit, let me tell you. Go get drunk again,
you alcoholic son of a bitch.
Hey "Rob the robber" Mitchell, try and con anyone out of $30,000 this week? Or do you still say you contacted
Bobby Fischer and you tried to charge $30,000 for all of your out of pocket expenses? You are a lying, piece of shit
insurance salesman loser!
This post will remain on this page until each of you delete all of your negative posts about me all over the internet.
If you do not I will take additional measures to persuade you to do so.
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Purchasing Real Estate on the surface of Mars is, in many ways, vastly simpler than performing the functional equivalent transaction on earth.
First, there is no mortgage approval process to go through. Any homeowner will tell that you applying for a mortgage is a very stressful
process. Since land prices are inexpensive on Mars, transactions are all very affordable, and mortgages are not necessary. Secondly, the investment
will never cost anything additional, and the price will never go down! Again, every homeowner will tell you, once you buy your home, the costs for
furnishing and maintaining it represent a significant capital outlay. As an owner of tracts of land on Mars, you never have any such financial burden.
Furthermore, as land trading on Mars becomes a more widely known emerging market, prices will rise. You can then sell your property through one of our
Certified Agencies, transfer the Title to the new owner, and make profit as a result of your insight to buy when the prices were low.
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This month's Hottest Property is one of the most sought-after destinations on the planet Mars. Located in the Gusev Crater with the famous Sleepy Hollow indentation
as its epicenter, this is where the Mars Exploration Rover named Spirit landed at 11:35 p.m. EST on Saturday, Jan. 3, 2004. Currently owned by Steven Squyres,
the Cornell astronomy professor who was the leader of the Mars mission's science team, this property is sometimes called The Boardwalk of Mars, referring to the
most expensive deed available in the game Monopoly.
As with all sales on Mars, 10% of the proceeds are donated to the charity of the buyer's choice.
This property covers over 75% of the Gusev Crater, with the exception of the M1D037184 sub-impact zone which was purchased by Elbert Leander Rutan.
Elbert is better known as "Burt" Rutan, winner of the $10,000,000 Ansari X-Prize for being the first
non-government organization to launch a reusable manned spacecraft into space twice within two weeks. The prize was won on October 4, 2004.
A more detailed description of the property can be read by clicking this link.
You may also submit a bid for the property by clicking this link.
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Many famous television and movie celebrities have listings for sale. Sports professionals, entrepreneurs, and philanthropists participate as well,
as a full 10% of all proceeds are donated to charities. All signatures are recorded on the Deed History Sheet, which you will get a copy of
upon completion of your transaction, so you can see the celebrity or celebrities that have owned the property before you acquired it. Since some properties
may be owned by more than one famous person whose signature graces the pages, the intrinsic value of that property may rise for this reason alone. So,
be sure to check the history of the property you are purchasing to see who owned it before you did.
Like the Real Estate market on planet Earth, there are those who invest to take advantage of the
maturing value of the property as prices rise over time. And, like property on Earth, the Deed can be passed on through a Last Will and Testament filing.
A complete listing off all celebrity properties that are for sale can be seen by clicking this link.
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Email : robmtchl@msn.com
Phone : (615) 885-1044 (Eastern Time Zone)
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